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Points +23

Vegan
13 Jun 2019

What an absolute joke... please avoid

First of all, this place is rarely open... the posted hours are just that... posted... they are usually open at night only, despite saying they open in the am for breakfast. They are sometimes closed for weeks at a time, and the owner expects you to check his website to determine if they are open... Oh and the owner... what an absolute horrible proprietor.... told me he was too tired to make food. Not impressed... there are no menus... weird environment. owner asked us to decide what to pay for drinks only. wanted us to play music with him... way too insistent... no wifi. what coffee shop has no wifi. Then he wanted to take photos of me in front of his green screen.... creeeeeeeeepy..... I actually encourage you to visit this cringefest....The only upside is that he doesn't serve meat.... well he doesn't actually serve food.... one last gripe... he put honey in my tea, despite my claim that honey isn't vegan.... He argued with me... the customer.... and then proceeds to say that "bee throw up" is vegan because it doesn't hurt the bees.... WTF... please visit this place so you can see for yourself.... but be aware, he charges a $3 cover charge to come in and hang out with him and listen to him complain about the mean world and how he can't find employment due to competition.... I AM NOT JOKING.... Speaking of competition... the guy has taped up signs everywhere, written in crayon... which say, no judgement, no competition.... oh wait... there is more... he also refers to himself in the third person and walks around in a Panda mask... This is his alter in which he talks in a robot voice(because he is now a robot panda), and identifies as EIKU the robot panda... Please visit, and enjoy the laugh fest... perhaps come here after a few drinks and just watch the show that is the owner....Wow....just Wow... if you think i exaggerate... check out there facebook page... it is well documented.

Pros: you will laugh your [censored] off, they don't serve meat... they don't serve food...

Cons: they don't have a menu, they push honey