Hey, not sure how to address you based on your name - all good here, we’re not chefs, nor do we have chefs. We also don’t claim to be a restaurant. We’re a bar, that serves small plates. All home made by bartenders. You’re literally told in your menu chat - ‘here’s our small plates menu’. So I’m not sure where your expectations built up for us to be a restaurant, because we’re a bar, that serves small plates.

As for the poncy / pretentious comment. I won’t even entertain it. We’re a plant based cocktail bar doing our best, flying the vegan flag and have been voted into the top 10 bars in the UK for 3 years. And here you are, thinking we’re something we’re not. I encourage you to do some proper research before going somewhere.

Daft reservations policy? We’re a successful cocktail bar off the back of our door management so I’m not too worried about that.

Typical arrogant reply you’d expect from a place like this upset they’ve been called out. Did I mention the giant ice cubes watering down drinks? The fake forced conversations? The hipster hairdo uniform of the staff? No. I could’ve been far more scathing about your rip off food but you had to chelp up. Keep tossing drinks like the tossers you are