Yeah I saw people standing and sitting around outside on George Streetabd it looked like it might be a cool or fun place but when I checked it out I saw it was like an antivegan nightmare. Such a waste of a potentially nice space.

Now now, this website for finding vegan food around the world is no place for vegans to be reacting with horror to businesses that pay to butcher babies for profit. Just because you think violence is a bloody nightmare doesn't give us the right to criticize people who think differently about murdering babies in a bloodbath of disease and dystopian detritus!

I mean you, not me. I would never. I'm a vegan and I love violence against innocent baby animals trapped in cages and the people who profit from it while taking vegans money to expand their business while collapsing the customer base of actual vegan food service companies!

As vegans it is our duty to protect the agnostic slaughter-sponsoring. businesses that provide vegan options so we can brunch in the inner city and maintain the lifestyle to which we have become accustomed. It gives me indigestion to hear these preachy, superior, elitist activists bang on about slaughter, cruelty and mutilation. What does that have to do with me? It's enough to stop me being vegan. No wonder people hate vegans. It's got nothing to do with them having a defensive reaction to being reminded of the dissonance between their values and their behaviour.
Enough, I say!

I thought as vegans it was our duty to build successful marketing machines for animal abusers and their animal abuse businesses so we could let them all know that we, as vegans, don't take veganism as a serious boycott of animal abuse industry, but as a means to coddle capitalist animal exploitation bosses and let them know that they're not so bad really, as long as they're willing to remove the visible chunks of carcass from our plates while charging us the same if not more money to humor us in our petty act of defiance that has zero economic impact on their daily lives. In fact, we help them make money and thrive while in the mean time all those pesky legitimately vegan owned and operated cafes get to close down from lack of support! That's what real vegans do!

It is so generous and inclusive of these businesses to sell vegans plant-based food and allow them to consume themselves into liberation. So considerate also to remove any nasty fleshy bits, because we all know it is seeing and smelling seared flesh that offends us, not the fact of the slaughter itself. In fact I think carnist places do more for us than fully vegan ones. I mean if I eat my vegan option in front of a carcass-muncher they will probably go vegan themself. You couldn’t do that in a genuinely vegan owned and operated business. The death-peddling business might think there is money to be made off these vegans, I’m going to stop selling corpses and exclusively sell ethical, sustainable, vegan food. I reckon that’s how it works.

Wow, I never thought of that! All this time I thought that anything remotely like that was just fkn stupid nonsense, by low functioning dingbats, but yeah! Clearly, they'll go vegan if all vegans abandon dining at vegan restaurants putting them out of business and instead show the meat-murder-menu types that they can still kill animals and have our money! This is surely the most effective way to convince them to give up 99% of their business by providing them with an easy way to kill animals and any pesky vegan competition businesses!