1 Filtered Review of Hotel Serra da Estrela - Restaurante Alquimia

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theNumberOfTheBeast

Points +4929

Vegan
25 Mar 2023

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I travelled more than six hours to get to this hotel that advertises itself as vegetarian with a top vegan chef marketed at outrageous bougie prices and let's just say I was thrilled to arrive late and had to find cheaper accommodations elsewhere because the next day I learned these proprietors are animal death merchants.

You can only imagine how difficult it was to walk into their breakfast buffet with an enormous smile, optimism and gratitude only to be confronted with a face full of [censored] and the feelings of apoplexy, disgust and rage upon seeing and smelling a table of mutilated animal corpses being drooled over by necrophages right alongside the plant based "options" that looked, boring, low-effort, lame and uninspired anyway.

Businesses like this should be sued into non-existence for fraud. Go ahead and profit off of violent hitmen paid to kill baby torture victims all you want while it's still legal, but at least have the integrity to be honest about your crimes against living beings forced to suffer from human treachery, greed and lack of mercy.

Updated from previous review on 2023-03-24

Pros: absolutely [censored] nothing

Cons: deceptive liars, false advertising, merchants of dead baby animals, disgusting bougie fake [censored]

LilVeganHunny

24 Mar 2023

theNumberOfTheBeast

24 Mar 2023

Because of fraud! HappyCow automatically gives two stars to restaurants who claim they don't sell animal flesh. When this bougie hell-hole gets reclassified, I'll return to take their false star back.

LilVeganHunny

24 Mar 2023

theNumberOfTheBeast

24 Mar 2023

Huraiquire

25 Mar 2023

I want to see the vegan options they put out because the animal corpse options are also ā€œlow effortā€ so to speak. What did the chef make that was plant based? This is outrageous. Vegetarian my ***.

Huraiquire

25 Mar 2023

Wow, Iā€™m glad thereā€™s a sign that says ā€œthis is animal productā€ because imagine vegetarians thinking this is a mock meat. Disgusting šŸ¤¢ I canā€™t believe Happy Cow is asking for more confirmation. Itā€™s there in the photo! Take this listing down!

theNumberOfTheBeast

25 Mar 2023

Looks like they lost a leaf, a star and their integrity all at once. Just blows my mind that business owners still think they can lie to vegans to make a fast buck. We're more sensitive, more cognizant and without the pools of dead baby fat clogging up our cerebral capillaries, we're more alert. Oh well. Not posting the other pics because the animals told me not to support their abusers in every way possible. Was lousy, just imagine mediocrity and sadness. So embarrassing.