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theNumberOfTheBeast

Points +4929

Vegan
28 May 2024

BLOODY DISGUSTING!!

NOW SELLING--- DEATH! DISMEMBERED BABIES BLOODIED BODIES!

OWNED BY AHOLES!!

GET FACKED YA FACKS!!

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As I sit here on their outdoor patio, remembering the savory tofu-mushroom-scramble with sourdough toast under adzuki hummus spread, wilted kale, broccoli and hash-brown cake that I ate for breakfast-- I must admit, I don't feel grown. I feel like a baby, a very happy one. If you have one last breakfast to try before you go anywhere else, I can't recommend this place enough.

As I sat, satisfied inside and out, four people walked up to the restaurant. The leader asked the server who greeted them, if this was a plant-based restaurant. I was thinking to myself, 'Right, can't be too careful these days, despite the sign in front reading: Plant-Based Dining -->' Then he said, 'We're just here for coffee, do you have milk?' The staff said, 'We have Oat, Soy and Almond Milk.' The leader of the group of four then said, 'No milk?' 'Do you mean Dairy milk?' 'Yes.' he huffed somewhat angrily, 'We don't sell dairy milk.' So he grumped, 'We'll go someplace else then!'

So there they are! I always wondered who the animal-abuse enthusiasts were that insisted on expecting plant-based businesses should mis-use the term plant, to mean not-plants and what kind of people would boycott a restaurant for not selling stolen baby cow's milk for coffee. I could practically see the cranial-atherosclerosis squeezing off oxygen to his brain as they turned and lumbered out-of-breath across the street. So, these are the pro-animal abuse activists! So convinced of their right to pay for people to torture and abuse non-human lifeforms that they can't even drink a freakin cuppa coffee in the morning without choking down some dead baby juice. Sad for them.

Awesome for me and Grown! I wasn't going to have a coffee myself for breakfast today, but upon witnessing this, I decided to spend an extra fiver (nice deal!) to go for an Affogato with some of their homemade coconut-soy ice-cream just to stick it to the animal haters who have confused themselves for baby cows. Maybe their name sake is a reference to the fact that the dairy crowd should simply, grow up.

Good on ya' Grown!

Updated from previous review on 2021-02-20