Certified Reiki Masseuse ☑️ Born-Again-Vegan for the loml 💍 Writing this bio 💯% for the Lindsay Points™️ Can’t speak English well, but I sign and draw funny pictures. Sarcasm is a second language. Habitual liar, but at least I can walk on my hands. I have most-recently been described as “manipulative,” a “mistake,” and a “walking red flag” If any of the above resonates, then we might just get along. What I am looking for: 🧍🏼‍♀️ That’s all, the criteria is minimal. If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best 🙅🏻‍♂️🙅🏻‍♂️