I'm awfie sorry, but I doot I'm no gonnae be muckle help to ye. I live in Manchester and am married to a very base character from Basildon, Essex who rants incessantly, pausing only to misplace luggage or train tickets or break stuff. Our wee boy is seven and very sweet and adorable. While I perfect my secret plot to take over the world, I spend my time tutoring (www.bettertuition.co.uk), drawing stuff on t-shirts that nobody buys (www.fairlyorganicfolk.com) and hugging lovely trees.